I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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