i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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