is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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