I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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