I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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