Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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