My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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