Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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