I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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