i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's never too late to be topless.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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