The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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