Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
i think i just lost a toe
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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