We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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