If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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