i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I think people are normalizing furries
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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