Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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