did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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