I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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