so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize