4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Terrible idea I love it
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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