found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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