idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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