Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
