I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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