Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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