Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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