their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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