Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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