The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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