Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
