I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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