Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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