Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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