I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize