Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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