Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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