There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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