I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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