i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize