i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
