my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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