I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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