me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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