just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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