Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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