Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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