I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Please don't give away my fajitas
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