He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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