Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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