ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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