I hope mine doesn't look like that
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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