In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At least make sure they are 18
Why
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
