The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this beer tastes like vomit already
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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