The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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