so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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